The most original texts and quotes to send to your family and friends.
1-A guy injected himself with curry. He went into a korma.
2-This text can only be read by someone sexy. ERROR!
3-This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,fool cat, buzy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it without saying CAT!!
4-A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife up and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
5-“When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
6-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
7-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
8-How strange that Nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!
Emily Dickinson
9-I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
10-Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
11-Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis
12-The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
13-Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
14-A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Here are some romantic love quotes. That will fill your hearts with love.
1-There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the
only dream i dream
2-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you
3-I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.
4-I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.
5-"Hold my hand and I'll take you there, somehow, someday, somewhere."
From West Side Story
6-"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree, but still hold hands."
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7-"I chose to love you in silence, for in silence I find no rejection. I chose to love you in your loneliness, for in your loneliness no one owns you, but me."
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8-"Love is a hard rock between two people and can't be torn apart."
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9-"Love is a fire that reigns in the heart."
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10-"Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness."
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11-"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."
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12-"True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye."
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13-"Time goes by, life goes on, and all I can think of is why you're gone."
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14-"If I could have one lifetime wish, one wish that would come true, I'd pray to God with all my heart, for yesterday...and you!"
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15-"Every few nights or so you pop into my dreams, I just can't get rid of you like you got rid of me."
Ben Folds Five
16-"My heart only fought for what it wanted. Now my heart is having to fight to let him go."
Source Unknown
17-Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
18-I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
19-Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
20-I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
21-Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
22-You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
23-Life is much brighter with you around !
24-My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
25-I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you