1-The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
Al Batt, in National Enquirer
2-All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Bob Newhart
3-A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act I
4-Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
5-The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
Al Batt, in National Enquirer
6-Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)
7-The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809 - 1892)
8-A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924)
9-Happiness arises in a state of peace, not of tumult.
Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764
10-The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755 - 1826), Physiologie du Gout, 1825
11-Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
12-Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982)
13-Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Baruch Spinoza (1632 - 1677)
14-Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
15-If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
16-All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Bob Newhart (1929 - )
17-The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
C. P. Snow (1905 - 1980)
18-Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)
19-This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
Chuck Sigars, The World According to Chuck weblog, October 14, 2003
20-Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happiness of others.
David Assael, Northern Exposure, Our Tribe, 1992
21-All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the flesh.
Doris Lessing
22-Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964)
23-A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903),
24-Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)
25-To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
26-Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
Helen Keller (1880 - 1968)
27-Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862), Journal, January 21, 1838
28-If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
Immanuel Hermann Fichte
29-I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. Salinger (1919 - )
30-The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
James Oppenheim
31-At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Jean Houston
32-Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712 - 1778)
33-The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
John Berry, Flight of White Crows
34-Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712 - 1778)
35-Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
36-To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
37-I’ve decided that the key to happiness is low expectations.
Laura Moncur, Merriton, 06-04-08
38-One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown
39-It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
1-Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Albert Einstein
2-Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Ghandi
3-Blow, blow, thou winter wind
Thou art not so unkind,
As man's ingratitude.
William Shakespeare
4-All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle
5-I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
6-Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius
7-God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!
William Shakespeare
8-The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mahatma Gandhi
9-Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
Aristotle
10-Truth is what stands the test of experience.
Albert Einstein
11-I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
William Shakespeare
12-When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
Confucius
13-An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
Benjamin Franklin
14-The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
Confusion
1-“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death”
Albert Einstein
2-“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”
James Dean
3-“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”
Maria Robinson quotes
4-“Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.”
Ashley Smith
5-“If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.”
Win Borden
6-“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.”
Flora Whittemore
7-Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Thomas Fuller
8-Strength lies in differences, not in similarities.
Stephen Covey
1-Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Erica Jong
2-Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon R. Dickson
3-The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.
Author Unknown
4-When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Charles Varlet de La Grange
5-The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
Author Unknown
6-Few take advice, or physic, without wry faces at it.
Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare
7-We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
Author Unknown
8-"Never complain and never explain."
Benjamin Disraeli
9-No one wants advice - only corroboration.
John Steinbeck
10-I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.
Josh Billings
11-“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”
12-Never spend your money before you have it.
Thomas Jefferson
13-Sometimes I give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
Mary Wortley Montagu
14-"Never mistake motion for action."
Ernest Hemingway
15-“Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise.”
1-A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill
2-History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Sir Winston Churchill
3-It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.
Sir Winston Churchill
4-All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small.
Lao-Tzu
5-An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere. The pessimist sees only the red light. But the truly wise person is color blind.
Dr. Albert Schweitzer
6-All human beings, by nature, desire to know.
Aristotle
7-Love all, trust a few.
William Shakespeare
8-Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.
9-He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened
10-Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !
11-Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
12-"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
Albert Einstein
13-"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
ALbert Einstein
1-If you love me then let me know....if you don't then let me go.
2-" The only one who stares into my eyes is my reflection I need some ones love I need the person staring back into my eyes to show affection"
3-I know you're supposed to keep moving forward but sometimes it hurts to move forward and sometimes i just dont want to anymore
4-I catch myself smiling at times
but then i begin to remember you
and the pain hits me once again
5-You make me feel so
beautiful and ugly
at the same time....
how do you do it?
6-Someone asked if i knew you,
it was sad cause all i could say was, "I used to."
7-I'd be scared too, If I had to live the way you do.
8-Go To Sleep, And Close Your Eyes,
And Dream Of Broken Butterflies
That Tore Their Wings Against A Thorn.
You Know The Pain That They Have Born
9-I'll cry myself to sleep tonight
and pray to god
i live to see tomarow
10-Tell me again did u ever love me?... im dying to know
11-I quit
I give up...
Thats my "thing" isn't it?
1-When a guy tellz u that he lovez u from the bottom of his heart be careful for this maybe he means that.
2-In life when u get troubles, don"t get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur heart.
3-Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
Lea DeLaria
4-Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.
Anna Held
5-Truth is a great flirt.
Franz Liszt
6-"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
7-Tell me who admires and loves you,
And I will tell you who you are.
8-Your name must be Summer, Because you're HOT!
The most original texts and quotes to send to your family and friends.
1-A guy injected himself with curry. He went into a korma.
2-This text can only be read by someone sexy. ERROR!
3-This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,fool cat, buzy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it without saying CAT!!
4-A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife up and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
5-“When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
6-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
7-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
8-How strange that Nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!
Emily Dickinson
9-I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
10-Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
11-Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis
12-The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
13-Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
14-A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Here are some romantic love quotes. That will fill your hearts with love.
1-There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the
only dream i dream
2-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you
3-I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.
4-I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.
5-"Hold my hand and I'll take you there, somehow, someday, somewhere."
From West Side Story
6-"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree, but still hold hands."
Source Unknown
7-"I chose to love you in silence, for in silence I find no rejection. I chose to love you in your loneliness, for in your loneliness no one owns you, but me."
Source Unknown
8-"Love is a hard rock between two people and can't be torn apart."
Source Unknown
9-"Love is a fire that reigns in the heart."
Source Unknown
10-"Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness."
Source Unknown
11-"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."
Source Unknown
12-"True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye."
Source Unknown
13-"Time goes by, life goes on, and all I can think of is why you're gone."
Source Unknown
14-"If I could have one lifetime wish, one wish that would come true, I'd pray to God with all my heart, for yesterday...and you!"
Source Unknown
15-"Every few nights or so you pop into my dreams, I just can't get rid of you like you got rid of me."
Ben Folds Five
16-"My heart only fought for what it wanted. Now my heart is having to fight to let him go."
Source Unknown
17-Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
18-I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
19-Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
20-I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
21-Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
22-You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
23-Life is much brighter with you around !
24-My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
25-I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you