The most original texts and quotes to send to your family and friends.
1-A guy injected himself with curry. He went into a korma.
2-This text can only be read by someone sexy. ERROR!
3-This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,fool cat, buzy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it without saying CAT!!
4-A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife up and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
5-“When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
6-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
7-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
8-How strange that Nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!
9-I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
10-Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
11-Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
12-The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
13-Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
14-A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!